squidward 

noun. After having cummed in a woman's nose and their voice becomes all nasally...

stop! stop! Im becoming a squidward!

squidward by ___ the Man February 28, 2007

Squidward 

girl with a really big nose

Shutup squidward no one asked for your opinion!!!!! The guy from spongebob squarepants with the really big nose.

Squidward by Luke Kreiman January 4, 2008

squidward 

noun: a penis.

Originated from the term spongebob.

My squidward is hard.

squidward by Doug_AK February 13, 2008

squidward 

tucking your penis between your legs while leaving your testicles untucked so that it appears to make the face of "Squidward."

Imagine this image: 0||0
Though in reality it is much more Squidward-like.

squidward by hr puffinstuff January 9, 2008

Squidward 

The act of placing ones balls onto the eyes of an individual while the shaft falls onto the nose and mouth creating the look of a squidward mask

Fool you passed out with your shoes on so you got the squidward hahah... "damn"

Squidward by theniggys October 16, 2010

squidward 

When a girl shoves a clarinet, flute, picalo, or any other such instrument in her pussy and plays a harmonic melody. this is derived from squidward tentacles from spongebob, since he was always playing a clarinet.

That chick from American Pie, told that guy about the time she pulled off a squidward at band camp.

squidward by philyphan2012 March 18, 2011

Squidward 

A Dicknosed Squid whos on nickoloden Titled: Spongebob Squarepants is the most hated Creature in bikini bottom annoyed by A Retarted Starfish and a gay sponge named Spongebob and patrick
Bad at clarinet a famous Creepypasta called
Squidwards Suicide

Patrick: Hey spongebob!
Spongebob: What thwe fuck do you want Patrick?
Patrick: Lets go bother Squidward
Spongebob: Great idea!
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Spongebob: Hey Squidward!
Squidward: What?! Can't you see i'm in the middle of a clarinet Practice!
Spongebob: Oh
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Spongebob: Give me an a buddy!
Squidward: -Plays Clarinet-
Spongebob: Squidward is my best friend in the world! -plays Bass horribly- Squidward is my best friend in the sea! -Shoots bass chip at a portrait os squidward- -It screams-
Spongebob: Squidward-
Patrick: -climbs on the window- -Loves Patrick more than Spongebob!
Spongebob: -Shuts window- And Patrick is a dirty rotten stinky friend stealer -breaks Bass- um... I can fix that
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Person 1: Hey theres a new episode of Spongebob!

Annoying Fankid: OMG what is it!?
Person 1: Well your not old enough you'll have nightmeres!
Annoying Fankid: OMFG just tell me!
Person 1: Fine its Squidwards Suicide!
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Annoying Fankid: I hate you your crizing Squidward
Horrible Noob: I don't give a single shit!
Spongebob Patrick Spongebob Squarepants Nickoloden

Squidward by TheSpouceOfShadowTheHedgehog May 6, 2016