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squidward

When a girl shoves a clarinet, flute, picalo, or any other such instrument in her pussy and plays a harmonic melody. this is derived from squidward tentacles from spongebob, since he was always playing a clarinet.

That chick from American Pie, told that guy about the time she pulled off a squidward at band camp.

by philyphan2012 March 18, 2011