Squat Cobbler

Noun. - One who sits on a pie, occasionally while crying or in a costume. Type of fetish porn
God damn that squat cobbler video turned me on
by Zerker161 September 03, 2016
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squat cobbler

The act of squatting naked in a pie.
I just got off on watching Kim perform a squat cobbler. So sexy...
by BKTHNDR September 03, 2016
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squat cobbler

The fetish act performed by a nude male, or female squatting their gentitalia into a pie and wiggling. Also known as Boston Creme Splat, Double moon moon pie, and Dutch Apple Ass. Coined by Saul Goodman in 'Better Call Saul'.
The art patron purchased videos from the man doing a squat cobbler.
by bettercall August 21, 2016
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squat cobbler

The act of sitting on pies while fully clothed or mooning the pie. Usual to the sexual pleaser of fetishers through the internet. Defined on the AMC TV show "Better Call Saul".
Man, you here Paul likes to do squat cobbler videos online? Who sells him those pies?
by darkdragonmc August 28, 2016
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When a man sits in a pie with his bare butt and wiggles
Can you get the video of Steve doing a squat cobbler?
by JCohen175 September 03, 2016
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squat cobbler

A fetish in which Someone sits in a pie and wiggles around
As seen in Better Call Saul S2E2 Jimmy aka Saul uses this term to help his client to get the police out of his shoulder
He likes to sit in pie while naked he must be squat cobbler
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Hoboken Squat Cobbler

When a fully clothed person sits in a pie (or other cake like pastry) and commences to weep like a little girl. Squat Cobblering is usually engaged in by ugly, bald, middle aged men, who usually have some form of what appears to be mild autism. Said mild autism may manifest itself in an childlike, irrational and downright creepy obsession with baseball cards.
Did you see the back of his pants? He either crapped'em, or Hoboken Squat Cobbler'd a chocolate cake.
by Bob Barr 123 August 28, 2016
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