squatters garden

A paricularily unkempt ladies tuppence.

First coined by Bunji in the summer of '03. Ahhh, happy days

Jesus man, course i didnt go down on her! She had a mutty clunge like a squatters garden! I didnt want to get a Darren Smith!!

by Bunjiquo Bianco June 15, 2004

Skank Squatter

Someone who sleeps with a person and then won't leave the house.

"That skank squatter fucked me the other night and now i cant get her to leave."

by Scrotal Torsion July 29, 2021

Squatter Settlement

When you win an argument on a toilet.

"Yeah, I had a squatter settlement with Jake about who gets to keep the rest of the whipped cream."

by LCPlayz June 2, 2017

squatters republic

A republic of individuals that have the similar goal. Anonymously they stand for freedom fairness and justice. Resistance against tyranny and all forms of oppression. America is the land of our forefathers land that was fought and bleed over to protect those liberties and we SUATTERS REPUBLIC will not stand for any form of injustice. We are the people and we will not allow any government affiliates to impeede in our fight for life. We reserve the right to self preservation, and we repel force with equall amount of force given. We forge for our own food. We will not except hanouts from outside governmental influences.

During the gilded age the people of squatters republic, took up arms against the sheriffs posse.

by Sovran November 30, 2019

Face Squatter

A technique used to lure someone out of Facebook hiding. A 'Friend' starts a random conversation (on your Facebook homepage) about why you aren't ever on Facebook anymore. The conversation usually ends up attracting attention from drive by squatters who drop off their own little gems of wit and humor.

Dude, I've been off Facebook and productive for months. I have a Face Squatter that is gaining traction, but there is no way I'm going to respond.

She copped a squat on my face and now others are squatting too!

by Sceuro June 4, 2010

carpet squatter

a carpet urinater

a urinater on inappropriate surfaces

one who squats and proceeds to urinate on the carpet

poomouf is a carpet squatter

koybinatoy likes carpet squatters

by poomonks September 1, 2003

Sausage Squatter

A Sauage squatter : A male who enjoys being on top during sex

: A gay male who enjoys stitting his lovers lap usually while nude.

Male 1: So what is Dave's type
Male 2: Oh Dave is a big Sausage squatter.

by Turtle Party January 3, 2022