SPUDS

A terrible disease you can contract from having sex with someone whose face resembles a potato

"man that jake scott got the spuds after fucking her."

by hakjghjgjhksdghklgds February 22, 2009

spud

noun: A person, usually male, who is not all there

"Get your fingers away from that chainsaw ya spud"

by MCAVgirl October 28, 2013

SPUD

Any young individul who has not hit puberty and therefore does not have any hair on his balls. Also, any person whose penis resembles that of a 14 year old's.

Wow Spud, I finally realized why you as a senior is still able to get with all the freshmen girls. They think that you are there age because of your small dick and hairless balls.

by Pimp Master "P" March 2, 2008

Spudding

A type of violent foreplay where one person shoves fistfulls of french fries into another persons mouth as they choke them.

I think Susie couldn't handle my spudding last night.

by EspressoJack February 8, 2017

spud

a word used to call something for personal gain or to avoid doing something.the first person to declare spud is the winner or does not have to do the task. everyone else present must proceed to say spud. the last person to say spud must do the task. commonly used in groups of stoned people. similiar to calling spliff when done smoking and your going to pass it on. spliff!...spliff!

someone offers end of their food.. spudthat!!

someone knocks at the door.. spudnot me!! in reference to getting up to answer the door

by smoky37 August 9, 2010

spud

When reffering to someone who who is an idiot, or has done something wrong.

Dude - "Kazim you spud!"

by Michael The Bone May 29, 2005

spud

A deorogotive term for someone who possesses a large forehead

Oh my god, you've got such a spud!! look at it! shiny too!

by Teehee February 13, 2003