sploosher

when you take a dump the water splashes on your ass.

i just took a major sploosher

by tommy bellew February 5, 2007

Scoosh

Like spectator but better and with more elbows!

Also often used by 75 year old man, Mr. Wessman

"Trés trés scoosh!"
"Oh oh oh! Doctor scoosh!"
"Scoosh woosh moosh!"

by Uykithemcflurry February 13, 2020

Squeedily Spooch

The irken equivelent of an organ, it controls all bodily functions.

Hurts when hit by dodge ball.

"auugh! My Squeedily Spooch!"

by got_human? February 10, 2005

smooshen

It's how you feel when you've consumed a large quantity of 3 hammers cider in a short amount of time.

Dan: Mate we've got loads of this cider left. Shall we get on the smooshen

Twiggy: Yeah man i'm definately half smooshed already.

by sicken October 25, 2009

Smooshie Face

The name for the most smooshie of all smooshes. The face must smoosh so smooth and be so cuddly. You must grab the smoosh and smoosh some more.

Me: Hello Smooshie Face
Him: hi munchin lovers.
Me: can i smoosh you please?
Him: ohhhh.....
Me: :-)

by smooshiepumpkin June 18, 2010

Smoosh

This word originates from Jersey Shore.

It is plainly sex. Intercourse. Fucking. Parking the garage. Usually orange people use this term when they are horny and are DTF.

Snookie want smoosh smoosh!

by OrangeLove October 26, 2010

Smoosh smoosh

To have sex with someone.

Snooki want smoosh smoosh!!

by Grandwing October 18, 2010