willy spooner

a funny ass name created by ME. It sounds like "will he spoon her" quite hilarious

i named my son willy spooner for shits and gigs.

by Lisppy McLisperson1 August 16, 2011

dad spooner

a daddy who spoons ya mum

"Today I found out my dad was a dad spooner."

by dad spooner September 4, 2016

FAWJAWT SPOONER

a FAWJAWT SPOONER is a hand job but extra fidgety.

Caleckadeck"DO YOU LIKA DE FAWJAWT SPOONER"
Satan"yes"

by Saltyeyeballman September 27, 2017

Cameron Spooner

a hot girl that is always always DTF and extremely attractive, hot, pretty, etc.

Dude! she's almost as hot as Cameron Spooner!

by bobbyy_ March 2, 2011

Silver Spooner

A person who wants nothing but food from another individual. Not money, clothes, or even love. Just plain, old, simple, food.

HEY BUY ME SOME FOOD!
You're such a silver spooner....

She a gold digger? Nah man she a silver spooner

by Milleumas May 13, 2011

Frosted Mini Spooners

Noun: Frosted Mini Spooners- Generic cereal made by Malt-O-Meal, modeled after Shredded Mini Wheats.

Sexual Act: Frosted Mini Spooner- A midget slathered in semen, hugging you as you sleep.

Mike loves his Frosted Mini Spooners.

Mike loves his Frosted Mini Spooner.

by Tazfan800 October 21, 2007

forking kniving spooner

An insult used on a member of society who has caused some sort of problem.
-The word kniving is actually pronounced CUH-NIVE-ING, but would ruin the pun if it was spelled a way different than it is.
The word is coined by a good friend of mine, so I decided to steal it.
Like she'll check UrbanDictionary anyways.

Terry: "Jillian ate the last bit of the Lucky Charms I bought!!"
Natalie: "Yeesh, what a forking kniving spooner!! Those were name-brand Lucky Charms, too!" *scorns*
Jillian: *cowers in corner*

by H*ck Yeah July 11, 2009