A spontaneous meat ejaculation is an unplanned and sometimes unavoidable ejaculation which occurs due to consuming a capacious volume of meat. The amount of ejaculate it produces is normally overwhelming when compared to normal ejaculations. It normally occurs 10-20 minutes after meat sweats begin.
Phil and Bruce finally broke into meat sweats at the All You Can Eat Meat Depot. They continued stuffing their faces, knowing full well they would eventually be experiencing a spontaneous meat ejaculation. They were happy they would be sharing this moment together.
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adj. Word of German origin; a hybrid of spastisch (spastic) and mongo (mongoloid).
Someone who is uncoordinated or incompetent.
Someone who is uncoordinated or incompetent.
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He was on the edge of reblossoming a relationship; all he needed was a little spontaneosity.
The spontaneosity of Football is what entices the crowd.
The spontaneosity of Football is what entices the crowd.
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Dude 2- you lucky bastard
Dude 2- you lucky bastard
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1. As Bob and Joe were walking by the park, they had a sudden urge to play on the jungle gym due to spontaneous retardation.
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