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Spock Shock

A nickname for the Vulcan nerve pinch, a technique used to render another lifeform unconscious by pinching a pressure point at the base of the victim’s neck with all four fingers opposing the thumb.
Guard: What the hell are you doing?
Lone Starr: Uh… a Spock Shock?
Guard: No, no, stupid. You’ve got it much too high. It’s down here where the shoulder meets the neck.
Lone Starr: Like this?
Guard: Yeah! (faints)
by scorbra January 27, 2009
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Spock Shock

A spock shock is performed by seperating the middle and ring finger while keeping the index and middle fingers together, as well as the ring and pinky fingers. After proper finger configuration, one inserts the the index/middle pair into the vagina while simultaneously inserting the ring/pinky pair into the anus. With a succusfull "spock shock", you should open of new world of pleasure for your mate, allowing her to live long... and prosper.
Judith: When Curt V. gives me the Spock Shock I GO INSANE with pleasure!

Dusty: Me too!
by Ralph Macchio November 19, 2004
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Spock Shocker

Putting your index and middle fingers together and your ring finger and pinkie fingers together and insterting the first pair into the vagina and the second into the anus.
by Anonymous October 26, 2003
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spock ear

When someone has (a) pointed ear(s), like spock.
If you look at James from his right, you'll see his spock ear.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004
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Spock Oven

Achieved when one rips a vicious fart, preferably in an occupied office with one entrance. One then runs out of the office, shutting and barring the door, thereby trapping both occupant and smell inside. Office doors with windows work best, as they allow you to look into your victim's eyes as you whisper "For the greater good" while you keep them trapped.
Dude, I ripped one and locked Pat in the Spock Oven.

Yeah, my girlfriend's mad because I put the child locks on the car doors and Spock Ovened her before she could figure a way out.
by Hostile17666 September 22, 2010
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spock panther

An act of complete debauchery performed on a female herebye named panther, in which she denies there was any anal interaction.
"Panther was spocked....... resulting in a Spock Panther."
by randomdusty July 25, 2009
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spock block

whereas captain kirk keeps getting all the green intersteller women and not saving any for his wingman mr spock. (similar to cock blocking except it happens in the future.)
in a bar mr. spock was getting close to sealing the deal with a romulain female when captain kirk beamed in and totally spock blocked him.
by ragnar's vw May 12, 2009
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