Splung

A medical conditon, primarily affecting homosexual men, who when giving oral sex, breath in at the time of their partners ejacuation. Thus results in the Spunk being aspirated into the lung. Therefore resulting in spunk on the lung, or Splung. The sufferer, will result in having a cough, and may develope pneumonia unless treated quickly.

medical condition: ' I think I have splung'
or
'hold your breath bitch cos i'm about to explode and you dont want to get splung now!'

by Mike-p May 7, 2007

Splunky

Funky slut

“She is so splunky”said Eva

“Yeah she is” said Liam

by Splunky peps February 10, 2020

Splunt

to cum so much that blood is ejaculated from the penis instead of cum

i splunted your mum - i fucked your mum so much i came blood.
splunt all over your face.

by Orchard Lads November 3, 2008

splunkiness

Splunkiness - the ultimate level of coolness. A person possessing such a trait has to be of above average intelligence, and have a quirky sense of humour. People with splunkiness are usually ambiverts, and very discerning of who they socialise with. Most people spend their lives trying to develop this quality, but one is usually born with it.

Nick and Natanya enjoyed a similar level of splunkiness, which contributed to their elevated level of coolness.

by Sindel75 May 10, 2019

splunderiticious

When you put on a face for everyone but really you are circling the drain. You are emotionally and physically tired and in a very bad state of mind.

Are you okay? Oh yeah, I’m splunderiticious!

by Heheh nope April 11, 2020

splunk

Sleepy drunk

I am so splunk right now

by Jeffali June 6, 2021

Splunken

When you fail something easy that everyone around you has succeeded. It can also mean when you mess up something easy, causing a negative outcome on others.

Splunken literally means to be bad at something that everyone around you is good at or to mess up something easy that effects others. Dunkin splunkend the group project we worked so hard on.

by SeaCake June 12, 2021