Splooey Mayo

Seaman that you think is mayonnaise until you eat a couple of your fries.

"My kebab has splooey mayo on it."

by Shaun R. Palmer January 30, 2008

sploogebob

The act of jacking off to any episode of spongebob

"Damn son I just had the best sploogebob ever"
"What the fuck is wrong with you"

by xX_Pussy69Destroyer420_Xx November 28, 2016

Happy sploosh-year

When you are having sex or jerking off on New Year's Eve and you climax exactly at midnight.

I celebrated a happy sploosh-year last night.

by Jsummers33 December 9, 2016

splooged

v. to ejaculate

dude i just splooged in her hair!

by JkNHai October 9, 2008

sploogasaurus rex

The ultimate form of splooging.

"Jim gave Jenny a sploogasaurus rex"

by Roger April 14, 2005

gine sploodge

When some sort of sticky disgusting stainful liquid comes out of your gine gine (VAGINA). This is a very disgusting thing and you might have to change you undiez after. Gine sploodges are very rare.

OMG./
LOL
SUXZ4U.

omg i just had a GINE SPLOODGE what shuld i do!@!!!! da panty linerz dint work!! LOL BRB i have to change.

by omgz corey K!!@ September 7, 2006

Sploosh

A female getting wet.

OMG While watching Magic Mike I was splooshing so hard you could take a bath it in.

by Thawane October 31, 2012