Splingbonging is when a man covers his face in his own feces. Then hides in the dark to scare another person. Once the person is scared the man kisses there open scared mouth and spits his feces into them.
Did you hear how Charlie
splingbonged his mom yesterday.?
She's still spitting out turds. He’s been on a splingbonging role.
splingbonged his mom yesterday.?
She's still spitting out turds. He’s been on a splingbonging role.
by Sigmakingdean January 5, 2025
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"Hey man you are kind of being a splingle right now."
"Woah man my bad, I didn't know you were gonna be a splingle about it"
"Kill urself u fucking splingle"
"Woah man my bad, I didn't know you were gonna be a splingle about it"
"Kill urself u fucking splingle"
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