blood belching tampon sniffing popsicle

A man who is obsessed with women on their periods. He makes her freeze her tampons when shes done using them for later. So can he can have them for dessert later.

"Dude why is your girl so bitchy today?"
"She's on her period man."
"Bro, I am so sorry for you. No putang for you I guess."

"No man its fine. I love it when she's on her period."
"Man thats fucked, you blood belching tampon sniffing popsicle."

by tiny0023 March 19, 2017

Youve been sniffing too much glue

A well known Australian statement first made in January 1992 by Western Australian Cricketer 'Frank Halliwell' towards international cricketer 'Tom Moody' during a cricket game at the WACA stadium. Tom stated, "he wont be out here long" and was replied to by Frank "Youve been sniffing too much glue mate" (resulting in a huge response of laughter from players, members of the WACA and those in the crowd including Tom himself)
The following 6 ball over, Halliwell smashed Moody for 4 sixes, with the 5th ball being hit out of the top of the WACA stadium (over the Dennis Lillie stand onto the street into a Police vehicles side window) and is now recorded as one of the largest 6s ever hit in the world during an official WACA/ACB (now Cricket Australia) cricket competition match. Toms #6 ball was hit for a 4 runs. Tom congradulated Frank after the match with a handshake and a beer.

Hey, I can kick that ball further than any of you

"Youve been sniffing too much glue"

by DownUnderCrew August 13, 2021

sluffing

Verb:
Slacking; to avoid work;
to put forth less effort

Stop sluffing in your workout and put forth more effort.

by Southern Momma February 26, 2014

splishing

is the specific action of trawling through different profiles on online dating/networking sites.

Girl: What have you been doing on the computer all day?

Guy: I've been splishing.

by missfine August 14, 2009

Spliffic

The feeling of pleasure while eating a Splice Ice Cream on a hot day.

Brad described the Ice-Cream as Spliffic on the boiling hot day as it dripped down his fingers.

by Wade3Brad6 November 1, 2009

splitting her biscuit

the action performed before penetration with genitalia normally performed with karate chop action.

Mike was going to have sex with his girlfriend and Harmon informs him to get her better prepared for your man sausage you must first start by splitting her biscuit.

by TaylorHarmonMike July 19, 2007

panty sniffing

The art of sniffing or smelling the scents of poop, pee, sweat and pussy juice off of a worn panty.

Right after my neighbor takes off her worn panties i jump on the first chance to capture the still wet, warm scent of such lovely undergarment :)

by Aries2004 April 27, 2005