splashback

The memory of a previously experienced wet dream.

Hey man, the other day i had the most righteous and kickass wet dream. I totally just remembered, what a great splashback.

by Kwanna LayM3 May 30, 2010

Splashgame

An online World of Warcraft private community and/or the specific servers belonging to it.

Hey dude. After you're done taking a leak, let's go play on Splashgame.

by Ignis June 7, 2009

Smashmatic

Smashmatic: adj. Describes a person, place, or thing that requires AUTOMATIC smashing or mashing

Similar to Smash on Sight or S.O.S

"Dr. Dre's Beats be Smashmatic!"
"Shorty over there with the tennis skirt on…Smashmatic like a mugg."
"Them new dudes is over here Short Stoppin sales. As far as I'm concerned they're whole Set is straight Smashmatic mayne!"

by The Skurge March 13, 2010

Splashbacks

Getting 'nam flashbacks after being covered in icy cold water
and ONLY icy cold water, tends to happen at waterparks and in the antarctic ocean.

Ted: hhememmfmmdggghelpppp...
Dave: Jim, what's wrong with Ted?
Jim: Hes having Splashbacks, I told you coming to this waterpark was a bad idea.

by SetOnFireSandwich March 23, 2016

Splashadoodle

When 2 fat people in hover chairs splash water at eachother. Also, splashadoodle is also known as a reference to an amazing pre-cum during sex with men.

Nathan: i splashadoodled all over Andy last night, fucking worth it

by Handicap Penadoodle August 9, 2016

smashmatics

The abstract study of number, quantity, and space as they relate to the chances of getting laid.

If Alex is a solid 8.5, and there are two mid-tier sorority girls, Becky and Rachel, 6.3 and 7.4 respectively, at the bar. What are the chances Alex goes home with one or both of them when corrected for possible cockblockage? The smashmatics are showing a high nut probability.

by The alpacalypse May 22, 2018

splashchat

Making phone calls whilst on the toilet.

Eg. Hey ...you Splashchattin in there?????

by Cazevedo May 28, 2018