Spencer

Short and sometimes tends to be gay at birth. And is usually sad at most times. :(

being defined

Person: Hey! You know that spencer kid over there.

Other person:Nah, where?

Person: Over there!

Other person: Oh I couldn’t see that lil boy!

by Candyman67 June 4, 2019

Spencer

A Nonce who likes 4 year old boys and likes to jack off every night

Shut Spencer you scabby Jew

by Mine raft is gay lslslls January 11, 2019

Spencer

A douche bag who's prone to being very competitive. He likes to play guitar at gay bars. Spencers tend to lack to hit puberty untill around age 20. In all honesty he is a homo.

Dave: Dude, did you hear? Spencer apparently got some head from his new girlfriend?

Travis: Really? What's his name?

by timtom987 April 29, 2010

Spencer

North-American Walrus found along the east coast or Central Florida. Can be found frequently in fast-food joints & public schools where it feeds on children.

Diet: Anything & everything, but prefers children.

Reprodction: Lays eggs in a "host's" head & waits for them to hatch.

This specific breed of walrus is endangered & remains in captivity, although there have been sightings of Spencers in Southern Asia.

Weight: 745,989,493,005,996,703 lbs. when born. can grow to be much larger, though.

Known for Giving too much hw, and bitching about due dates.

Was that a White-Tailed Walrus?!


Naw, it was a "Spencer"

by rianWAY November 2, 2008

Spencer

Meaning a dickhead mate who will steal the girl u like from you and make Ur life a living hell

Ye did u hear how Jason stile my gf

Ye he's such a spencer

by Jeffbob123 December 2, 2019

Spencer

He honestly will literally just beat your ass in rocket league. That's his only skill though.

Guy: man this guy beat me in rocket league. He must be a spencer

by Dreameraa June 24, 2019

Spencer

Spencer is the type of guy who likes sleep all day and always gets hurt never taking life slow likes video games and never was good at math loves girls has more hair than he has on his lip

Jeff is such a Spencer (verb)

by Kandice lamasery July 9, 2017