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Speedo

A swimsuit that resembles the male briefs underwear. Often worn by athletes or guys who are swimming for exercise, but sometimes worn by old fat hairy men who don't know that they should be covering up. Named after the company "Speedo" that first started making them mainstream swimwear.
Advantages: provides support for your testicles and keeps your penis in a more comfortable position while you swim. Allows you to use your legs better when you swim, and doesn't fill up with air like normal trunks.
Disadvantages: shows off your whole body and only covers your privates, which makes it very disgusting to see old fat hairy men wearing them. Also shows off the general size of your private parts, which can be embarrassing if you have a very small package, because everyone would see your small bulge. A speedo without a decent layer of lining in the front will also make it very obvious if a guy's penis is circumcised.
Yesterday, I went to the beach and there was a fat old hairy man wearing a speedo, so even his own family was embarrassed of him.

For my high school swim team, we all wear speedoes, so girls came to watch our swim meets to check out the bodies and the packages. But that makes Johnny embarrassed, because his package is small and has basically no bulge in his speedo.
by imdoingstuffrightnow August 24, 2005
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neato speedo

A phrase much like awesome possum and spiffy. Used to express happiness, or agreeability to a situation.
Joe: Oh man, I totally aced that history test.
Mary: Neato Speedo!
by Nasuoni March 17, 2006
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speedo spider

The little creeper hairs that appear around the edges of a swimsuit worn by someone not groomed
I was gonna hit on that babe, then I got a glimpse of some truly awful Speedo spiders. Definitely not into the bearded taco.
by chime57 November 3, 2010
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speedos & flip-flops weather

An expression covering both good & bad weather depending on conditions & tone in which it'said...
"Phew.... it's speedos & flip-flops weather...' said little tommy while burning his arse on the hot sand...

"Fuck me... it's speedos & flip-flops weather out here..." said little tommy as the arctic gale blasted him about the face...
by dynamitephil November 24, 2013
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Speedwhore

A speed whore a female who often trades sexual favors for dope instead of paying it like the rest of us ....
Oh shes a nasty speed whore...for sure..Hell she will bang anyone any where anytime as long as she didnt pay for. It....fucken speedwhoreshave no respect for the fucken dope game
by nottaspeedwhore March 16, 2016
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Speedo

Speedo is a tight swimwear which is the Best for fast swimming. I am in a swim club here in europe and all my mates wear them
Friend: What swimsuit so You wear for the training tomorrow?

You: I wear my black speedo of course!
by Nic_Dandy June 23, 2019
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speedorino

Someone incredibly fast.
Man, that speedrunner is quite the speedorino!
by Duke Potato February 3, 2020
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