Spermanent Address 

When you get married and stay faithful, your spouse’s dick and or pussy becomes your spermanent address.

I’m marrying Jackie. That ass is where I belong. It’s my spermanent address. You need me, you mail Jackie’s ass c/o me.

Spermanent Address by Dig Nitty June 20, 2023

Speakman 

speakman is a rare type of human, some consider him the dumbest of the dumb, a fucktard if you will. if you can't find him making gates with his father, daddy speakman, you will find him in the nags head sinking a pint. speakman was good friends with sam kitching until sam kitching betrayed him by being too much of a pussy. speakman now spends his days looking for a new friend around the Manchester area.

will: oi is that speakman? not seen him since sam kitching betrayed us the pussy
Halliwell: na his mum killed him when she found out he failed his exams at future skills

Speakman by Colinmappleby June 28, 2023

Spearmaster

the 3d printer guy from rainworld

p1: hey which part of the Spearmaster Campaign are you on?
p2: i havent reached FIve Pebbles yet

Spearmaster by passwqrd May 14, 2026

The Spearmint Factor 

The effect of initially distributing one piece of chewing gum to a single person thus attracting all others that are near whom will nag and gripe at you until you finally distribute your entire pack of gum to all the desperate gum beggars. This effect is unavoidable once a second person finds out about your charity piece of gum.

"Jim asked for a piece of gum, but I hesitated to think about the consequences. I gave him a piece completely forgetting the spearmint factor, and the next thing I knew, all my gum was gone!"

The Spearmint Factor spearmint Gum

The Spearmint Factor by go1ngcomando December 11, 2013

owen speakman 

aka Ellen Degeneres

owen speakman is the twin of ellen

owen speakman by emosarah May 16, 2018

Paralisis Spermanente

Reaching a point in someone's life (be it by an accident or by old age) where they can't ejaculate anymore.
(Not to be confused with the spanish group "Paralisis Permanente")

"I managed to slam my balls on a car door yesterday and ended up with Paralisis Spermanente

Paralisis Spermanente by Sgt. Pepper himself May 18, 2026