Spaghetti Chain

Several overlapping strands of semen after a forceful ejaculation; frequently the aftermath of a cumshot.

Alex: Damn mate, you manage to pick up new hoes every night! You must be rizzing something fierce.
Matt: Bitches just want a rainbird like me who'll leave some nice spaghetti chains on their faces.

by SoIWillBleedForever March 28, 2023

she spaghetti

Hot and ready;

a girl who is ready to fuck;

Hoe

She was all on me, she spaghetti bruh.

by properlujah May 15, 2015

spaghetti wrangler

A vulgar term of offense to describe ugly hairy redneck types.

That fat kid in the corner is a tard.

I know he is such a spaghetti wrangler.

by halohippomoose March 08, 2011

Spaghetti Goblin

When you get beaned out with your boys.

So who’s trying to be a spaghetti goblin in this fine Wednesday Syracuse afternoon?

by The King’s of the North May 10, 2019

jeffy spaghetti

in an alternate universe where Jesus is named Jeffy spaghetti instead.

OH, JEFFY SPAGHETTI!!

by spaghetti jeff January 22, 2018

man spaghetti

a mess of men all jumbled together, legs and arms intertwined like noodles; usually in a crowded public bath, or a gay club after an earthquake or especially groovy beat

Let's get in there and make man spaghetti with meatballs!

by shiny dood September 30, 2009

Upsetti spaghetti

The term for when someone becomes too upsetti to even eat spaghetti.

Max is upsetti spaghetti.

by Stonkly romper May 19, 2020