Slostitute

A slutty prostitute. They will bang someone and then charge someone. If they dont pay she will mug them.

Jacqueline. She is not a Slostitute. She is a great friend. And I love her.

by The Pensi February 25, 2009

sorostitutery

n. term used to describe the behavior of dirty sorostitutes.

I should have known she would be the type to engage in such blatant and unadulterated sorostitutery. What a whore.

by Ghostface May 26, 2004

surostitutes

a slutty Prostitutes

hey do you know where i can find any surostitutes?

you dirty surostitutes?

how much for your surostitutes?

look joey is banging a surostitutes!

by Holden H. September 5, 2006

sockstitute

This is short for a sock puppet substitute. As you'd imagine, it refers to a sock puppet being used in place of an absent person or subject. At the time of my writing this, there is only one Google search result for the word sockstitute.

Steven isn't around, so I'll use this sockstitute to show you what he is like.

I know you want to see Jimmy, but he couldn't make it. I'll use this sockstitute to imitate him.
Kayla isn't interested in you, but you can use my sockstitute to pleasure yourself.

by Just8.4 August 14, 2016

stropstitute

When being substituted and sulking like a moaning whore bag

Throwing ones dummy out and sulking when being subbed at football

When freeman gets subbed he's a class 'A' stropstitute!

Freeman moans like a girl during rag week when he's subbed, he's such a stropstitute

by SuperstarJJ December 10, 2013

Songstitute

One who sings karaoke song requests in exchange for currency.

"I hear that guy in sitting the corner is a total songstitute, but I'm too nervous to ask him!"

by Sethexy November 15, 2017

sockstitute

One who trades sexual favors for socks. Boyscout socks are traded for currency among campers across the country. Young girls would kiss or flirt with Boy Scouts at camps in order to acquire their rare, standard-issue socks.

Kate: I used to flirt with Boy Scouts at my camp in order to get their socks.

Lou: You were a sockstitute?!?! Weird flex, but ok...

by HottieDownTheHall November 4, 2018