Snoogle

A unit of measurement used to determine the speed and/or quality of a laptop, computer component, phone, stereo, or other electronic equipment. Most commonly used to simplify conversations with a layman.

-----"So why did you get a new laptop already? That other one was barely two years old!"-----

"Well, the screen goes up to 1080p, and it has a 780M instead of the cruddy onboard stuff. That, and I'll never be able to fill up 16 gigs of RAM..."

*Notices glazed-over look on friend's face*

"...and it has way more snoogles than my old laptop. Like, almost double the snoogles."

-----"Oh, awesome!"-----

by Lunchboxdeluxe September 20, 2013

Scoogley

Outrageous

Damn that bitches ass is scoogley! or 'Dude!, that ollie flip was frickin' scoogley,

by shawndeezy December 29, 2008

soodles

A cute girl

I asked a soodles out, but she said no

by soodlesbiggestfan February 7, 2014

Swoogled

To get finessed, in a way that you did not receive what you exchanged for in a manner that is so intelligent that you can not stop but admire the amount of work that had gone into it.

I bought this bag of chips but it turned out to be my grandma Margaret! Man I got swoogled so hard.

by T33m0 July 13, 2018

Swogle

That time when you stretch and your butthole opens up and closes leaving that disgusting feeling that you literally took a shit.

Ah, dude I just had a major swogle. I swear I just shitted myself.

by Celestus November 5, 2018

Smoogle

I suck her toes and fuck her pussy

Hey Janice wanna smoogle?

by Kisserkiller September 5, 2019

Snogle padododdle

Snogle padododdle is the definition of a slong eating noodles when it’s pandemic

Dude: Yo my slong has been eating noodles like wtf
Doctor: Oh mine too it’s just the snogle padododdle season nothing weird

by Pseudonym can fuck off April 22, 2020