When some daft cunt is pissing you off so you scream the war following war cry “chabba gabba got any water LiLuLiLu” and fly towards the bellend with your right foot in the air and make direct contact with his smug face. Once your opponent has fallen you must rub your balls on his face while using a razor to scar your arm to show another successful Somalian Sizzer Kick.
by IlynchedGerald December 10, 2018
Get the Somalian Sizzer Kickmug. Somalian Cum Kettle- A plastic coated device used to catch pre-ejac when one does the helicopter with their meat stick at high rpms
I was bored so I decided to do the helicopter with my over sized man wing. Pre ejac started to fly so to tidy things up a bit I decided to try out my new Somalian Cum Kettle! It worked like a champ by catching two quarts of man glue!
by Theshattalker April 13, 2017
Get the Somalian Cum Kettlemug. A person who is trying to get frisky while dancing, upon rejection, immediately insults your appearance and denies their interest in you.
Ben was trying to get frisky while dancing, I told him to fuck off, then he said he didn't want to hook up with me anyways and that I was fat and ugly...he is such a club Somalian!!
by Poshforpresident October 6, 2023
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Get the somalian systemmug. A Somalian Driver’s License is when you take a hot steamy dump on the hood of a moving vehicle. As the car drives it will begin to smear all over the front windshield, obscuring the driver’s vision. If they don’t crash, they are granted a Somalian driver’s license.
by binladen-georgefloyd August 16, 2025
Get the Somalian Driver’s Licensemug. by Chuxk December 29, 2021
Get the Somalian Kissmug. When your partner is acting up in sex then get a lobster and smack it around there face and body that should turn them on and then after eat the lobster while slapping it with your partner
by Andy grapes May 5, 2018
Get the somalian slapmug.