Spunkster

A man or female who covers them selves in spunk for self pleasure

Bro jeff is spunkster

by Goober the goofy July 14, 2023

Spunkser

A man who Spunks on everything but his own stuff

Bro Jaren is such a spunkser he spunked all over my travel bag and my towels

Bro i know he even spunked in my girlfriend hair while she was sleeping

by Anti-steezy July 20, 2023

spunksklob skonkants

oh hell naw the spunkslob from the show tv spunksklob skonkants he sporgegob beet butter
sporgegob the spunksklob skonkants the

oh my god is that spunksklob the skonkants real?!?!
spunksklob skonkants is sporgegob the spongerbob spongebob

by I DRINK DOGS August 5, 2023

vehicular skunkslaughter

sending a guilty little skunk to oblivion with your car, only to scrape his carcass up off the road later and torch him with a bic in your heady fatty tin foil pipe. if you bring a torched skunk to your local city hall, you will get a hundred dollar reward. kill all skunks

dude, last night i was drunk driving and i committed vehicular skunkslaughter...it was lucky i was just starting to lose my buzz

by Elijah.t May 24, 2012

dune skunks

a person who smokes marijuana in the dunes on a beach

They’re just a couple of dune skunks

by tuco the toucan September 6, 2020

Rishi spunksacking

The act of throwing smegma at your current prime minister. This act is usually done to try and prevent the rise of piss stained children in the north west.

Dave: wow aiden your such a hero for Rishi spunksacking this will keep our piss cleaning bill at an all time low
Aiden: (bouncing on trampoline) it’s ok Dave

by Not daniel wright November 5, 2024