lanky-smokestack cocksplitter

a lanky absolute fuck-up. a lanky-smokestack cocksplitter is someone who is tall but skinny and fucks up all the time.

"oh my god, josh is such a lanky-smokestack cocksplitter."

"haha i know right, he is so goofy."

by Randers bobanders June 14, 2018

Dutch Smokestack

Sucking your own dick while smelling your own farts.

I gave myself a Dutch Smokestack last night, it was glorious

by IKilledALotOfJapsInWorldWarTwo June 13, 2021

Canadian Smokeshow

An extremely attractive Canadian in a public setting.

“Look at the Canadian smokeshow at that booth over there, eh?”

by HighPriestOfEl January 22, 2023

Oklahoma Smokeshow

During an Orgy, one person ( volunteer ) sits in the middle of the group blindfolded, then the rest of the group farts directly at the middle individual, once everyone has finished flatulence, the person in the middle gets violently tongue punched in their fart box.

James really endured that Oklahoma Smokeshow last night!

by airwixk April 29, 2024

Oklahoma Smokestack

When you rip a fat blinker via your urethra.

My buddy Polar ripped a fat Oklahoma Smokestack, and I saw smoke blowing out his dong!

by the evil man 21 February 7, 2026