Sainsbury's manoeuvre

When someone says they know a shortcut but it actually ends up being a longer route. Unnecessary and silly.

Anand: "Wait, I know a shortcut...take this left here...quick turn right again! Oh you were too slow, now we have to wait"

Cab driver: "What? You wanted me to take a left to miss to miss that traffic light and go through another traffic light?? What a silly man, what a stupid Sainsbury's manoeuvre!"

by Sam says September 29, 2018

Sainsburys Bag

A person (Mostly a woman) whos make up is so bad or not blended well that their face is the sain colour as a sainsuburys bag.

Im not trying to meet Ava today she is some next level sainsburys bag.

by Idk1738 September 25, 2023

pajama stains

Crusty stains in incriminating locations

From the looks of the pajama stains I'd say all you've done this weekend is beat off and inhale cheetos.

by zygotesoup April 7, 2015

rorschach stains

the identical-twinlike stains that can remain on bed sheets after a night of love gettins and remaining still afterwards.

Carrie forgot that Greg had pumped her last night until she awoke to the Rorschach stains on her bed sheets from their bodily fluids. She was angry until she thought they were artistic.

by von groovy June 16, 2017

tizzle stains

1. a handle, monicker, or name for a person who is on speed, 2. the leftover residue in an oil burner (speed pipe),3. a word used to clown a fellow drug addict

"Hey, tizzle stains its time to get some sleep" or "Clean out those tizzle stains so I can load a fresh one."

by the Constant Bunch November 17, 2017

Christ Stains

Priests often use this word, to describe the cu m in the floor after they molest a child.

Child; What is that, mister?
Priest; those are Christ stains, young one.

by TomTryck October 7, 2018

Yogurt stains

Cum

My parents tell me not to eat in bed, but this morning I found yogurt stains in their bed

by Babba ji March 13, 2022