slurved

when something, such as a pencil, is shoved up your nose really hard causing pain and possibly tears.

Chris accidently slurved the girl with the huge nose with his pencil because she was in his face.

by Sarrahhh May 20, 2007

hot slurry

Not quite diarrhoea, not quite poo -- and it stings on the way out.

The end result of a big night out that included drinking several pints of lager and ingesting a dodgy (but spicy) kebab or a hot curry dinner.

How does Sheryl Crow expect me to wipe using a single sheet of toilet paper? Has she never heard of a hot slurry?

by Grebo Guru March 2, 2008

slurp slurpy boom boom

The act of licking someone of the same sex`s hand and while they`re confused, punching them in the face twice.

Brianna slurp slurpy boom boomed her mom and didnt even get grounded.

by Shok September 9, 2012

Slurpy Swamp

When you have like 100 guys run train on a girl and the last dude has to eat her out.

"Man, I was the last dude on a slurpy swamp the other night."

"Right on dude."

by Slurpman June 7, 2020

Scurvy Check

When you are about to orgasm in the orifice of your choice on your passed out sex partner - double box their ears immediately following orgasm. If they still don't move or fail to respond in a positive manner, it is determined they have full blown scurvy.

Did you hear that he had to do a Scurvy Check?

by NTGcolorado August 2, 2011

Kentucky slurpy

When someone is eating a girl out and then vomits into her vagina then continues to eat her out

Bobo: dude carter gave some girl a Kentucky slurpy!!!
Walter: holy crap thats fuckin nasty!!!

by carter,walter&devin are gay! July 9, 2010

fanfiction scurvy

The terrible illness that a person (usually female) gets when they read fanfiction for a prolonged amount of time that contains no lemons (aka: smut, sex).

So I was reading this fic and I was wondering when there would be a lemon, but then I noticed it was rated T! I've got serious fanfiction scurvy now, can you link me to some good lemons?

by answer42 July 19, 2010