queef-a-saurus rex

Also known as a stalker, a queef-a-saurus rex is an ex-girlfriend who won't leave you alone even after you have clearly shown an extreme lack of interest. She is famous for farting out of her vagina which sound like the roar of a dangerous predator.

Oh my god that queef-a-saurus rex won't stop calling me! She used to force me to go down on her and one time she queefed so hard she parted my hair! I've lost my sense of sight and smell not to mention being scarred for life!

by Cosmic Monkey Testicle January 1, 2010

jackoff-a-saurus rex

A male who is an addict to jacking off all the time

OH EM GEE my name is louie naioleari and i am a jackoff-a-saurus rex

by louie naioleari November 26, 2007

Bronchitis-saurusrex

That long neck dino bitch that I forgot the name of at 2 am. It was the giraffe before the giraffe, so he's a trendsetter. He was a friendly long-necked nigga who ate plants and shit. Have you ever watched the land before time? My boi Littlefoot was a Bronchitis-saurusrex.

Dude 1: I took my kids to the prehistoric museum.

Dude 2: Oh sick, did you see the bronchitis-saurusrex?
Dude 1: Nigga what?!

My boi littlefoot was a bronchitis-saurusrex

by CooNian August 13, 2018

multiple slurosis

To speak indistinctly so that the sounds run into one another, usually by a person who is drunk or who habitually drinks to excess.

Dude, I have no idea what she said. After that fifth cosmo she was suffering from a serious case of multiple slurosis.

by Bitboy May 29, 2007

BOOB-A-SAURUS-REX

A GIRL WITH REALLY BIG BOOBS USALLY SHORT AND IS REALLY LOUD AND SHE ALWAYS GETS HER WAY AND IS EXTREAMLY HOT

MAN LOOK AT THAT BOOB-A-SAURUS-REX

by lexy23 November 29, 2011

slursive

The scrawling, sloppy style in which a drunk person writes, which is in no way legible the next day. However, it may be a direct translation of how the drunk person was actually speaking.

We had a pretty brilliant idea at the bar last night, but I wrote it down in slursive at 1am and I can't read it today. It appears to say "fouwiinog tat hogaurl."

by pumpkintreasure March 18, 2009

Slurshie

A slurshie is a 7-11 slurpee with alcohol in it. perferably rum.

Hey, do you want to make a slurshie before we head over to the party?

by Nic-Meg Brands December 28, 2009