slowboating

To chug slowly in an arrogant manner.

Hey Jesi! Stop slowboating that drink you cocky-ass motherfucker.

by Organics March 19, 2011

Slowpoke

The sexiest pokemon alive, can also be used to describe mentally retarded people or in the harassment of people.

1) I was playing pokemon, but my slowpoke made me so horny i had to have some sex,
2) That kid is such a slowpoke, I mean really? Who'd shove a iron penis into their skull!?

by Sensei Slowpoke April 26, 2010

slowvw

Someone that is slow in the head, like a retarded kid in school.

Dont eat dog doo doo you slowvw.

by Bridgework is king September 16, 2003

slovoke

A person who is slow at doing things

In the Game Spiderman...when spidey has to chase venom...and if u fail to do so..then venom says....

"Better luck next time....slovoke!!!
other eg,
"Eat your food fast...slovoke!!!

by Sambhav April 4, 2007

SlowVertake

the art of overtaking another vehicle (usually a motorbike overtaking a car or cars) as slowly as possible with almost no acceleration to speak of so as to selfishly get what you want while simultaneously maximizing the inconvenience of everyone around you (especiallyy the 4 guys behind you who'd really like to and could also overtake if you would just speed up or get the fuck out of the way!).

Question Guy: Why are you late?

Answer Guy: I got stuck behind this douchebag who was an absolute master of the SlowVertake. I swear every car on the way here was doing 40kmh and he overtook all of them at 41kmh max without letting anyone get by him. Fucking prick... Hope he dies in a fire.

by spuncer September 25, 2010

slowmotional

Adj.

when a dramatic scene is in slow motion

Say it's the end of the movie and a character is finally reunited with his Mom. When he's running towards her and crying and it's in slow motion, you could say it's slowmotional.

by lover/loser January 31, 2018

SlowLoris

SlowLoris is a DOS attack or Denial of service attack.

Dude, that's a SlowLoris attack!

by Gl1tc8 March 16, 2018