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slouch

A period of time (usually 2-4 days) when a group of people (usually 2-6 people) stay in a confined space. Activities in this space include but are not limited to:playing video games, watching TV, listening to music, etc. The only rule in a slouch is no sleeping. The room generally has a plethora of TVs, at least one refrigerator, microwave, hotplate, computer(with internet access), and gaming consoles hooked up to all of the TVs. In order to get the full slouch feeling you need to have online gaming, music playing all the time, a TV for news ( in case of a nuclear holocaust). Most people go out in advance and buy an obscene amount of food, soda, and weird props. Some slouches can get expensive but you do not need to be rich to have a fulfilling slouch. The genuine slouches always have a live streaming feed, so that the groups friends can check in on them, not only for laughs but for safety.

Once a year a professional will hold a super slouch. In a super slouch, the contestants will wear special slouch uniforms, and when it is completed will receive a super slouch champions hat and trophy.
Me and Mitch are going to slouch this summer, and yes it will be on USTREAM.

Where are you guys... don't tell me that you are slouching again. That's the 3rd time this month.

Why are those kids buying all of that stuff... Oh they are slouching, looks like they will have a nice one
by Kurt The Atheist June 1, 2011
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slouch

To put a lot of baby powder or gold bond on your nuts and wear sweat pants all day.
I saw John in the halls today, he told me he was slouching.
by HAIRY SHFINE November 5, 2010
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slouch

A very dirty whore.

One who is lazy.

A slut who gets with 4 guys in one night.
"do you see that slouch over there?" "YEAH! LOOK AT HER SLOUCH ALL OVER HIS DICK!"
by harry para April 6, 2008
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slouche bag

A term to call people who piss you off when you don't want to be offensive to women.
GAH! I hate that kid! He's such a total slouche bag!
by Tmunger November 25, 2007
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slouch

An adjective that is used to describe your personality. It describes not only your physical appearance but also the way you carry yourself

Similar to swag, in that it is usually a positive word.

Gathers inspiration from both the band How's My Slouch and the slouchie beanie.
A:"How's my slouch?"
B:"good man."

C: Yo, her slouch is on point
by checkthisslouch December 22, 2010
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Slouch is when your letting somebody slouch something from you it can be used to refer somebody
Slouch can you slouch me a cigarette
by ppfme July 1, 2005
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Slouch-pack

Six pack abs only attained by slouching/hunching over, making it seem as though someone is stronger than they really are.
Person 1:"Dude! That guy is ripped in his profile picture!"

Person 2:"No, he just has a slouch-pack."

"Hey, quit trying to look cool with your slouch-pack"
by Lord of the Skeens April 22, 2010
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