slouch potato

n. Slovenly person with no ambition and bad posture.

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Get some shape on your benighted life you didgeridoo-bashing slouch potato. You don’t want to end up washing koala scrotums down the docks in Perth.

by gnostic3 December 22, 2021

Slouch-pack

When someone slouches over for a long period of time, they have two or three lines appear on their stomach making them look as if they have a six-pack (at a quick glance, woah).

Slouch-pack, more like! When do you do anything physical?!

by Tommy van Dale July 12, 2011

Slouch Strafing

While performing a strafe jump, look up and down as fast/violently as possible to achieve maximum speed. It was discovered my jbird53916 and MadaComiix

"Doesn't your neck hurt from slouch strafing all day?"

by jbird53916 June 25, 2021

Front slouch

Front belly pouch of fat

Gross did you see big Debbie's front slouch?

by Heywood jadoome March 31, 2021

Slouching zebra

When you butt fuck a girl with severe scoliosis dressed up as a referee.

Steve gave scoliosis sue the old slouching zebra last night.

by YoungDrippy January 28, 2017