sloth

Middle age house wife that is slow at everything.

Staceys's spirit animal is a sloth.

by the word doco June 15, 2018

Sloth

Shitty lay out there.
A girl who is terrible in bed primarily referring to girls who are deceptively hot
but suck in the sack.

Alternative meaning: Slang for slut

Friend: Hey how was banging kelly last night?
Me: Her body was hot but she was a sloth.

by inf4my February 9, 2015

Sloth

Someone who is sloppy and can't hold their alcohol. Always in need of a babysitter. AKA- Hanna Sloth Gregory

You're such a fucking sloth

by Anon24680 April 29, 2014

Sloth

1. A three toed animal that lives in trees and eats leaves all day.
2. One of the seven deadly sins.
3. One lazy son-of-a-bitch named Prana.
4. The freaky-looking guy in The Goonies that loves Baby Ruth candy bars.

"Why were you late for work?"
"I fell asleep in the shower."
"...again?! What a fucking Sloth!"

by Hironimus October 20, 2004

sloth

sloth:
a lazy person who is good for nothing,
simplily and completely unacceptable...

what sloth LEE is!

by erin March 6, 2004

sloth

one who plays a poker hand so slowly that the other players in the hand either fold out or fall asleep.

Moose earned sloth status since it took him fourteen minutes to call the ten cent bet.

by Mike December 1, 2004

Sloth

One who is Snazzy, as in A Snazzy Sloth. So basically you just have to be as cool as a guy named Thomas. Who is pretty dang cool.

Guy 1: "Man he is such a Sloth"
Guy 2: "Yea he may be close to Thomas on the scale of coolness"

by A SNAZZY SLOTH September 20, 2012