slinky cock

A type of cock that can be stretched out to a certain length more than an average cock can

yo bro he’s so lucky he has one of those slinky cocks

by daddycoley March 19, 2019

Slinky player

When you’re playing a game and the opponent/enemy is absolutely horrendous at the game. The term comes from the idea that the opponent/enemy throws their controller/game pad like a “slinky” down the stairs and hopes for the best, giving them the name “slinky player” because they blow cock at the game.

Look at that fucking slinky player! He’s playing like an absolute dumbass! This man can’t even get one damn kill, let alone build to save his life!

-obversedd

by Obversedd October 18, 2019

slinky dinky

When one slams their penis in a door, and then screams and runs from the pain, elongating their penis. The act is also done by Manjo players looking to fine tune their instrument

Henry carefully did the slinky dinky in order to fine tune his manjo

by venom4789 June 3, 2017

Chink Slinky

when a bunch of Asians that are typically Chinese or Vietnamese get caught in barbed wire that resembles a slinky

All them Gooks got caught in the chink slinky!

by Tony sandbags November 21, 2018

Furry slinky

A ferret :)

Look at my furry slinky

by Ferret cult February 16, 2021

Pink Slinky

A pink slinky is when your asshole prolapses and ur asshole looks like Majin Buu, it also can end up looking like the slinky dog from Toy Story but pink and your intestines.

As I played flappy bird I tapped my phone so hard that I had a pink slinky and needed it be surgically removed.

by ICYBOATBOY February 15, 2018

Pulling a slinky

To pass out at a party then get mercilessly Bitched by your friends E.g have a bald patch shaved into the back of your head and a giant penis drawn onto it.....

Aimz "Dude what happened to you!"
Vikki " I passed out at chelsea's party and dean shaved off my eyebrows"
Aimz "oh man u pulled a slinky!"

some time later...
Aimz "Did u hear about vikki pulling a Slinky at the party? She lost her eyebrows, fuckin hilarious right?"

by Elgrandcanyonero April 23, 2011