skirt

emergency umbrella, just be sure to use a rounded stick

While walking with my girlfriend to the movies it began to pour. I had no umbrella, but my girlfriend was wearing a skirt and I happened to have a baseball bat handy. My arms were sour, but my hair was still sharp.

by alpot April 26, 2006

Skirting

When a randomer has the urge to shove his/her fist inside the genitals of a person wearing a skirt.

Corrr look at that babe in the skirt.
-Ite darlin', fancy a skirting?
-Sure!
*Skirts*

by Naifen December 29, 2007

skirt

A noun used to identify a mildly above average slut. A girl that if one was ever lucky enough to catch her it would yeild bragging rights to all the guys.

ay three stacks.. check out dat skirt. All I would need is 3 and a half minutes... maybe even four.

by Michael Walsh December 12, 2007

skirt

a noob. A skirt is specifically a noob on psn (playstaion network). The term came in use on Killzone2 online.

Harrison-"Dude your such a fucking skirt you suck at Killzone man"

Tyler - "Leave me alone, if it was COD4 i could beat you"

Harrison- "but its not, you skirt"

by major coXsore March 5, 2009

skirt

Calling out a mans manhood and/or general decision making.

Joe: Dan lets go to the bars tonight with all the guys.

Dan: Nah bro. just staying in tonight.

Joe: Stop being a fucking skirt, and lets get drunk!

by Fuckin' Lou February 3, 2010

skirted egg

A person who is bald on top but has hair on the sides and back. Was heard on Trailer Park Boys, where J-Roc told Mr. Lahey he looked like a "skirted egg."

That guy looks like a skirted egg!

by ksyder December 9, 2008

#skirt nigga!

when u skrirt on a nigga!!!

#skirt nigga! means to "pull up on" so to "skeirere" on a nigga is to pull up on him.

by Skrrtlmao!!!JRNQEi May 17, 2018