Stiff Situation 

to be told to stand up while you have an erection.

George was in a stiff situation, because he had a boner when the teacher told him to present his Power Point.

Stiff Situation by rootbeerguy1212 December 14, 2014

Mike "the situation" 

Crazy guido on MTV's jersey shore. thinks hes the shit but really he's just another guido

Angela: Omg mike "the situation" is hot
Vinny bag o' donuts: Yea hes a guido just like me
Anthony: no he's really just a fag who's a disgrace to all Italians

Mike "the situation" by gingyman December 13, 2009

walmart situation 

A group of shoppers not following the grocery store rules; Crowded location with no order;

1.Its a walmart situation in the club tonight.
2. There's always a walmart situation in Frys Grocery.

walmart situation by Patty Rosenberg March 17, 2008

Helinski Situation 

When, during a disagreement, someone makes a careless mistake (such as a mispronunciation or misspelling) and the other person uses the mistake as an argument against them.

Person one: Ew, Britney Spears.
Person two: No! Ew, the Jonez brothers.
Person one: HAH! You've created a helinski situation, so I'm right!!

Helinski Situation by I'mrighto June 27, 2009

Rectumfy a Situation 

To address a problem with somebody but reeeally get in their ass about it.

Guy: I had to Rectumfy a Situation with my girlfriend today.

Friend: Really, how'd that go???

Guy: She humbly apologized right away but I just kept yelling until she cried.

Rectumfy a Situation by Cuzfukemthatswhy November 10, 2012

Igor (2008) situation 

When you revisit something beloved from your childhood that you have nostalgia for and discover it was actually terrible.

I can't believe how bad this is, I used to love it as a kid! Total Igor (2008) situation.

Igor (2008) situation by Lattolas June 23, 2021

check mate situation 

A situation in which failure is the only option available.
There are no other moves left. You just have exhausted every other possible option and the chances of a plan actually working after a check mate situation are zero to none.

Steve: I have to read 60 pages/write a 20 page thesis that's due in an hour and I haven't started. WHAT AM I GOING TO DO?

Friend: I don't know what to tell you- sounds like a check mate situation to me.

check mate situation by tamUHra November 1, 2011