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asgardian sit down

When two men sit in chairs across from each other, knees to knees and forehead to forehead. They lock eyes then proceed to masterbate, or can masterbate each other.
My friend invited me over for an ASGARDIAN SIT DOWN. I wasn't expecting that.
by trey anthony January 14, 2026
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Sit me down

The equivalent of holding somebody down most often used in scenarios involving either violence in which you need to be hold back and tacked to your senses or a strong desire of positive or negative kind.
1.
Sharona: I know you're trifling ass can't survive not being the center of attention all the time but you'll need to find a way.....
Shalliza: the only way for me to get this much attention were to break my foot up in your ass before somebody sit me down .

2.
Jack: ooooow this girl is to hot y'all better sit me down.
by Dodoface March 23, 2022
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fuck me twice sit me down

this is when you fuck a dirrty girls so hard her teeth get loose. usually there is bleeding of the vagina and passing out iss always possible.
by k hoff July 1, 2008
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sit the fuck down

Originally coined by God when he choke-slammed Satan to what is now known as Hell.

To tell someone to "sit the fuck down" is to rub-in a victory of any proportion.
*Chuck just won a game of poker against some poker champion*

Chuck: SIT THE FUCK DOWN.
by NarooN November 25, 2009
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Sit Yo Ass Down

A phrase used to chastise someone for being happy about something they shouldn’t be happy about. Usually comes with a catch of some kind.
“The Giants WON!”
“It was against the Buccaneers and even then it was just barely, SIT YO ASS DOWN.”
by TwinFami November 18, 2018
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Sit Yo Ass Down

John: Hi Josh.
*John gets out of his seat*
Josh: Sit Yo Ass Down.
John: sorry.
Josh: Don't feel sorry for your self ura bitch.
by Superdupperjohnb February 7, 2008
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Sit The Fuck Down

A derogative phrase use mainly to humiliate someone after having "pwned" them at any particular task.

Often joined with the phrase "Shut the Fuck Up" or abreviated to be "STFD, STFU"
*after finally killing the camping jerkoff on your favorite shooter video game* "Sit the fuck down, asshole."
by TheTrueJoker November 1, 2011
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