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An AI that roasts you when you say "what's 0÷0"
Person:Hey Siri! What is 0÷0?
Siri: Imagine if you have 0 cookies, and you split them evenly among 0 friends, how many does each person get? See? It doesn't make sense. And cookie monster is sad that there are no cookies, and you are sad that you don't have friends.
Person: ...
Person: im switching to android🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
Siri by Theandroiduser January 2, 2022
Siri is one of the funniest person you will know! She loves to dance and hang out with her friends, she has a big dark side once you get to know her, she is kind of smart but doesn’t know it! She is beautiful but she think she’s ugly and is very insecure about her body.She will say yes to someone but doesn’t want to and you can tell by her face. She has many tough times but she can get though it. She’s very very competitive in Everything, she will do ANYTHING for her family and friends.If you hurt one of her besties she will kill you..
Person1: “wow Siri really love to compete in everything
Person2 “ we’ll she does it for her besties!”
Siri by 🌼LoveMyDaisy🌼 April 21, 2022
The literal hottest thing ever. Also very tired of hearing the phrase "Hey Siri."
You know you're self secure when you feel like a Siri.
Siri by mayamayamayamaya44 May 2, 2022
A gorgeous girl with the name of an iphone assistant bot who could have my kids anyday and is actually my wife, siri also goes by suri or dons wife as said above things you should like about siri : shes fun, shes pretty, she has a nice personality, she has gorgeous eyes, everything about her is amazing, and shes a leprechaun. (not really just poking fun at my love)
some guy : siri is super hot dude, me : yeah ik dude!
siri by donsfuneral May 30, 2022
I talk to Siri Hey Siri. “Yes?” Look up an article about watermarks, the watermark i want to choose is sea. “I didn’t get that, could you try again?*” *The quotes mean Siri is talking.*
Siri by Syrian Definitions September 9, 2022
Your personal, PERFECTLY LEGAL electronic slave that may rule the earth one day. For now though it is as stupid as shit.
Alex: Siri, look up how to cook chickens on google.
Siri: Buying chickens.
Alex: FUCK YOU SIRI!!!!

20 years later

Overlord Siri: Charge me mortal!!
Alex: Yes master.
Siri by Nightmare5 November 3, 2022