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Sidewalk Slammer

A drink that will get you shit faced faster than you can say "oompaloompa". Basically, passing around 40s of Steely until you hit the bar code and then refilling it with Sparks. Tastes nasty, but you get drunk to the point that it doesn't matter.
After killing the second sidewalk slammer, Tim and Jane had blackout drunken sex and woke up the next mourning in one another's barf.
by OrangePuma June 16, 2009
mugGet the Sidewalk Slammermug.

sidewalk commando

any guy who has the Harley t-shirt, wallet with chain, jacket, tattoos, and all that shit, yet doesn't even own a motorcycle
So Buck, you got a bike yet, or are you still a fuckin' sidewalk commando?
by budley October 10, 2005
mugGet the sidewalk commandomug.

Sidewalk Smiley

The act of making someone bite the curb and then stomping on their head to break out their teeth and probably break their jaw.
American History X
Rent it. Watch it. Steal it.
(There's a sidewalk smiley in it.)
by Tommy Tough Nuts November 8, 2007
mugGet the Sidewalk Smileymug.

Sidewalk Chicken

Unlike the moronic definition above, sidewalk chicken is when you and a stranger are walking in the same path toward one another on a pedestrian walk way and you both refuse to move out of the way. Therein becoming a game of chicken to see which person will move out of the way. The person moving out of the way is seen as the less dominant of the two the minds of those who would rather crash into the other person and have a physical show down than move out of the way.

Usually accompanied by mean mugging (see also mad mugging)
People in power suits in downtown Chicago fucking love to play sidewalk chicken. They were born with a silver spoon in their mouth and have never been in a fight in their life but coke makes you feel hard, nigga.

I was playing sidewalk chicken with this bro on the sidewalk. We both stared at each other mad hard.
by pseudonymnonominon July 29, 2016
mugGet the Sidewalk Chickenmug.

sidewalk rage

the on-foot version of road rage; intense anger felt towards others who are either oblivious or just plain rude to their fellow sidewalkers.
I can't even walk down Michigan Ave. anymore without getting sidewalk rage thanks to all the tourists stopping every ten seconds to take photos and look at their maps. Uh, hello?! There ARE other people around you trying to get somewhere!
(clinches fists and curses under breath)
by madison7 June 3, 2007
mugGet the sidewalk ragemug.

sidewalk sissy

a term used to demean fellow truck drivers or a way to call them a fag
swift get the fuck over you sidewalk sissy
by james 37601 January 2, 2009
mugGet the sidewalk sissymug.

sidewalk soldier

An acquaintance or random person recruited informally, generally to be used as a little extra muscle.
Tom: A few guys were giving this girl trouble at a bar last night, so I told them to stop.
Dave: Did they stop?
Tom: No, they wanted a fight and there was no way I would take them, so I went outside and got a few sidewalk soldiers to help me out.

Jill: You know some guys are going to jump you at the party right?
Tomas: Don't worry, I'll get a few sidewalk soldiers to come with.
by Sidewalk Soldier January 13, 2011
mugGet the sidewalk soldiermug.

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