Screwball

A 50/50 mix of Powder Heroin and Powder Cocaine. Creates the feeling of being in a relaxing warm bathtub mixed with the desire to complete an insurmountable task. This volatile mix is usually mixed into a drink because snorting it is too risky.

Guy 1: "I heard that guy over there is selling "screwball"."
Guy 2: "That stuff will mess you up for days."

by Big Poppi July 28, 2014

Nebraska Screwball

pouring a vanilla milkshake over your penis, freezing it using a walk-in freezer to make a solid frozen layer of milkshake on your penis, and proceeding to have sex with a girl, while rotating your entire body around the axis of her vagina.

"Last night, I heard that Steve gave his girlfriend a Nebraska Screwball!"

by definitionman345433 July 13, 2009

Shrewsbury

A city in Central MA, bordering Worcester,MA, a bunch of white kids, maybe 9 black kids in the high school. In general, kids are either preps or white "gangstas" Weed is common, and many claim they do, and can get harder drugs such as ecstasy, cocaine, etc. yet about 3 kids have access to it. Towns flooded with mids, danks are rare and expensive.

Sometimes nicknamed "Snoozebury" because there is no place to have fun, therefore we smoke weed instead. Theres AMF bowling alley, which is fun maybe twice a year. If your desperate you make the 20min. ride to solomon pond mall, but stay away from greendale mall, shits scary.

Im so fucking bored, theres nothing to do in Shrewsbury (aka Snoozebury), lets just smoke weed.

by Snoozebury July 20, 2009

screwball scramball

To understand the perpetrators of this crime see labrat.

Degenerate Lab technicians consume test tubes of semen orally and when they arrive at the last tube a system call screwball scramball comes into play. The test tube is thrown into the air and the labrats fight for the male reproductive fluid.

"okay guys were down to the last tube of the good stuff, SCREWBALL SCRAMBALL MOTHER FUCKERS".

Sam " yo chill it was totally awesome ya, there was like ten of us in the lab last night and i won man"
Mick " what, the srewball scramball, that's totally rad bwana"

by jebusmoore January 10, 2008

shnewb

it's a combination of shitty and newb, basically saying your a shitty newb

Ashley is such a shnewb!
or Daniel is tottaly not a shnewb

by daniel and ashley March 20, 2008

Shrekbeard

A neckbeard that has any and/or all features in common with Shrek (i.e. sausage fingers, fat nose, fat face, small legs in comparison to body, ect)

Get your fedora-tipping shrekbeard chode-fingers off of me!

by NiftyMoth723 November 22, 2016

shrewdew

very cool person. very funny and very very amazing. just the BEST thing to exist

shrewdew is amazing

by anonymous1245869384 July 26, 2021