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keyboard shredding

The act of hammering out programming code insanely fast.
Example
Edwin: "Hey Jon, let's hang out tonight."
Jon: "Sorry, can't tonight; going to do some keyboard shredding."

Example
Miguel: "Hey do you hear all that keyboard clicking noise?"
Edwin: "That's just Jon keyboard shredding. Don't disturbed him; he's in the zone."

Example
Jon: "Wow look at that nerd's long hair and neck beard. He must be a keyboard shredder."
by mooogs May 14, 2017
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meth shredding

A term used to describe the commonly experienced paranoia fueled by methamphetamine use that causes the user to compulsively tear into tiny pieces, by hand, everything they come in contact with.
I had eaten a Twinkie and therefore relied upon my meth shredding habit to eliminate all possible evidence of this pathetic and unhealthful event knowing that my dietary activity could at some point become the subject of a full-blown FBI investigation.
by Dr Bunnygirl September 26, 2019
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Shitter shredding

The act of playing electric guitar in ones bathroom
Dude.. You should've heard me shitter shredding this morning. The acoustics in my bathroom are phenomenal
by Breadfan4life October 13, 2021
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Load Shredding

Refer to "Load Shedding", in South Africa, we get power cuts because of lack of maintenance on the power stations.

When you're working from home, and you have Stage 6 Load Shedding, so you can't work because your laptop dies and your internet connection drops. So you grab your mountain bike and go "Load Shredding"
Work colleague: "Hey man, power's been off since 10am, and load shedding is scheduled till 4pm, what you up to?"
Me: "Yeah Bro same, I've already racked up my bike, gonna go hit the trails and do some 'Load Shredding'"
Work Colleague: "Yeah man, 'Load Shredding' sounds good, meet you there."
by Munchk1n February 22, 2023
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shit shredding

When someone needs to take a shit and instead of shitting he continously farts his shit. Very common during a long road trip.
During our long drive to the beach Martha kept shit shredding instead of asking to stop at a restroom.
by Pistilos July 9, 2010
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poser shredding

when a poser shreds up his board on a ledge or a sidewalk to make it looks like he grinds
guy 1: is he testing out that sidewalk curb with his new board?

guy 2: naw man he is poser shredding
by atsxpw March 5, 2011
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Load shredding

Load Shredding is when you have Load Shedding in your area and can't work. So you rack up your mountain bike to go "Load Shredding"
Hi dude, seeing that we can't work due to Load shedding, let's get our bikes and go Load Shredding!
by Munchk1n March 3, 2022
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