shockoastic

1. Something is very bad
2. a complete bint

1. I Am shockoastic at tennis
2. Check that shockoastic

by J sonic August 12, 2006

Shockolated

A new term for owning/pwning/raping/etc.

Dude that noob tottaly got shockolated!

by Lusky March 27, 2008

Milk Shockolate

The upper-class name for the reverse shocker. Basically, the act of sticking two fingers in the "stink" and one in the "pink." Which fingers are optional. For an added bonus, stick the tainted digits in your/her mouth. Why? Because I said so, son!

Man: I have an idea!
Woman: OWWWW!!!! WTF!!!
Man: That's right, baby!! Taste that Milk Shockolate goodness!!!

by The "S" July 30, 2008

shopkin

An intentional bug inserted into a computer program to initiate contact with the end user

The shopkin definition is self-explanatory – no example required

by DreX September 25, 2005

shockonline

shockonline is one of the worst forums i've ever been to. hope viper and mal don't read this.

shockonline is an alternative term for "lame".

by sixth October 1, 2004

shopooring

Shopping for luxurious items when you are poor, rather than spending money on necessities. More often than not, people that do this are also crack whores.

Monifa: "Lily, Shall we go shopooring?"

Lily: "Actually, my children are hungry and malnourished. They don't sleep at night due to hunger pains. But I would love to go shopooring, I need an alligator skin scrunchie!

Monifa: "Let's leave immediately!"

by Monifa July 23, 2008

shopoholic

the kind of person that gives the best christmas gifts

thank god my moms a shopoholic! look at this shiny new car....:D

by la textaholic November 28, 2009