Shmokey

A portmanteau of "shmuck" and "monkey," used to describe someone who acts in a foolish, clumsy, or ridiculous manner.

Bro, he forgot his own phone number when the girl asked for it. This guy is such a shmokey lmao.

by Who_am_i?! March 22, 2026

Shmoehawk

A moronic person, or a fucking dumbass

P1:"bro that dipshit smokes dat shtanky shit"
P2:"what a fucking shmoehawk"

by Yuckymutt August 31, 2025