the loose skin in between your balls and the shaft of an erect and/or limp penis getting cut with a dull object. this can happen on purpuse or by accident! kind of like getting cirrcumsized.
ex. after being born, my doctor missed when trying to cirrcumsize me and gave me a slizzard.
ex. after being inductted into the boyscouts my denleader heald me down and slizzarded me
ex. BRO! that hurt so bad like a slizzard.
ex. after being inductted into the boyscouts my denleader heald me down and slizzarded me
ex. BRO! that hurt so bad like a slizzard.
by lksrlgud&stf October 27, 2010
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the day in hell that you finally realized you don't enjoy spreading mustard all over your friends mom's rear end while beating her in the thighs with cold cuts
singing
"why'd you have to go and make things so complicated"
2. Expressing the ultimate "holy mo fuggin shiznit" feeling.
3. A hat commonly worn by the Jewish community.
4. Jon's ass
5. Last night when Dave's girlfriend was all over Shug Knight. Caressing him ever so gently as she rode up and down on his extra large black horrible disgusting vein filled throbbing purple monkey dishwasher penis.
the day in hell that you finally realized you don't enjoy spreading mustard all over your friends mom's rear end while beating her in the thighs with cold cuts
singing
"why'd you have to go and make things so complicated"
2. Expressing the ultimate "holy mo fuggin shiznit" feeling.
3. A hat commonly worn by the Jewish community.
4. Jon's ass
5. Last night when Dave's girlfriend was all over Shug Knight. Caressing him ever so gently as she rode up and down on his extra large black horrible disgusting vein filled throbbing purple monkey dishwasher penis.
1. You're a nigger.
2. Shizzadamn those titties is huge nigga.
3. Look! Glock Beckenstein is wearing a shizzadamn. What a fag. lol.
4. Shizzadamn good gracious that ass is bodacious.
5. Shizzadamn.
2. Shizzadamn those titties is huge nigga.
3. Look! Glock Beckenstein is wearing a shizzadamn. What a fag. lol.
4. Shizzadamn good gracious that ass is bodacious.
5. Shizzadamn.
by Tom, Mike, Shaun, Dave, and Jon. May 24, 2007
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A slutty skeezeball.
by Joe and Sidney .. November 2, 2010
Get the slizzard mug.Slizzard as in the song "like a G6"... soccer mom slizzard is when your at a party with 30+ year old woman or MILFS and they are all getting drunk as fuck, and crawling all over the younger men. Everyone has experienced women doing this. If you can think of a time you have never been with woman getting soccer mom slizzard you are a liar.
Yo man, Cindy's mom was so soccer mom slizzard when I banged her.
I was at a party with all these milfs and they were soccer mom slizzard.
That chick is soccer mom slizzard.
I was at a party with all these milfs and they were soccer mom slizzard.
That chick is soccer mom slizzard.
by HolyDiver2500 August 27, 2013
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Get the slizzard mug.No one really new what to expect when Kevin poured some UV Blue into a cup with some Sunny D. Who knew that by the end of the night everyone got hit by a snizzard.
by THESNIZZARD November 22, 2011
Get the snizzard mug.The state of being excessively drunk. Erroneously said to be derived from the song 'Like a G6' by 'The Far East Movement' when the actual source was OutKast's So Fresh, So Clean.
by poundy May 26, 2015
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