Shit the bed, Margaret!

An exclamation of surprise, shock, or amazement.

The response "At least it wasn't your pants, Bob," may be used.

"Little Jimmy passed his test? Well shit the bed, Margaret! This calls for a celebration!"

by The Sarah Fish September 11, 2007

did you shit the bed?

what you say to someone who turns up to work ridiculously early, as everyone knows this sort of eager beaver behaviour would only be acceptable if you had actually shat the bed, were forced to get out of it, and had nothing better to do than come to work.

colleague not due to start work till 9 showing up at 8.15: good morning!
me: did you shit the bed?!

by me old fruity October 1, 2006

have you shit the bed

A term used to mock someone when they are up early in the morning (meaning they aren't usually up early)

It's only 5am,have you shit the bed?

by Lee.w October 31, 2017

Jesus Shit the Bed Christ

A term used to address an event of either unbelievable, hilarious or ridiculous measure. These 5 words should only be used to address the occurence when it is of huge magnitude.

(Note - heavily accenting the 'Ch' in Christ always adds great emphasis upon deliverance of the phrase.)

First began to circulate in Essex, after a truly remarkable display of football acrobatics during a friendly game of 6-a-side, the phrase has now picked up a few more scenarios to be used in.

1) 'Jesus Shit the Bed Christ! Did you just see that fucking goal?!'

2? 'Jesus Shit the Bed Christ, that truly was the fucking funniest thing I've ever seen.'

3) 'Jesus Shit the Bed Christ, did you just see that bitch spit a Melon out of her arse?!'

by TerranceGrapes April 24, 2011

Shit in Bed!!

This word is usually used when you're surprised about something. Also, it is used after making a mistake (can be used in replacement of "shit!" or "fuck" in this context). After looking into some history on the origins of this word, it is believed that the original bed that the word came from was Wilfy's daughter's bed. Wilfy is a Boatthat.

1) Haru Chan: my parents beat me

Wilfy: Shit in Bed!!

2)Yuki: oh no I got pizza crust stuck in Boatzy's urethra...Shit in Bed!!

by Wilfyisaboatthat February 20, 2021

Shit the bed

The Jaguars 2018 season

After looking like possible superbowl contenders in the 2017 season. The Jaguars shit the bed in the 2018 season.

by Waldomarty November 26, 2018

Shit the bed

To get out of bed very early on a day where you would normally sleep in.

"You're up early! Did you shit the bed?"

by Ubeenbamboozledson November 7, 2022