Shit Covered Dick

When you fuck a nasty whore in her dirty shitpit and you end up with your dick all covered in shit

Dude, i wrecked some nasty skanks asshole last tuesday and ended the night with a shit covered dick. Best night of my life.

by Buttfuck Bubba December 3, 2018

Shit My Dick

"Shit my dick" is an exclamatory sentence said when you are in awe. Usually said after an "oh".

Person 1: "Casey slept with Jimmy and Devon last night.

Person 2: "Oh, shit my dick!"

by UrbanLynx March 18, 2010

shit on dick

While performing anal the partner that is being penetrated poops on the others penis. leaving for a dirty sight

Alyssa: hey im gona poop
Drew: please dont "shit on dick" me

by ilovemen69 April 7, 2015

dick shit

Shit on a penis right after it has been pulled out of the anus and rectum.

"The only problem with anal sex is getting dick shit."

by Dalhusky August 28, 2006

Shit-slick dick

An erection that is coated in feces as a result of shitfucking (anal intercourse with a shit-filled ass).

After I plowed his butt for a hour I pulled out and made him suck off my shit-slick dick.

by Mrs. Shit-Slick July 15, 2011

big poopie dick shit daddy

This is what you call an intelligent, hoe stealing, yo auntie gettin smashed man. Big Poopie for short, he demands everyone and their mother to bend over on their hands and knees and deliver their love and gratitude to his mighty rod. Whether it be a handjob, blowjob, CEO, or any other type of job, Big Poopie Dick Shit Daddy takes it in like a real motherfucker.

"Damn, did you see that beautiful goddess running down the field like an absolute Ronaldo?" "No sir I did not, but I did see a Big Poopie Dick Shit Daddy dancing around these fools like a fucking animal."

by yoauntiesmine June 14, 2017

Dick Shit

To have nothing or Value of an item to be worthless.

"You got dick shit, bitch"

by Anon-in-Illinois October 23, 2005