Shimonek

Godlike alpha male creature with biggest cock, that travels trough space and time and can impregnate ur mom just by its own existence. Shimonek releases mega hot scent with orgasm triggering effect and has power of defeating Thanos and 100% Shaggy combined effortlessly. He is the smartest being in the entire universe and owns most profitable companies including ur daddy's asshole.

Worship Shimonek or he fuk u up bitch.
Shimonek's cock is a weapon of mass destruction.
Is Shimonek real? I have never seen him going out, but i can feel his dick in my mouth.
Shimonek is so hot i cum everytime.

by Tagliatele con polo November 27, 2021

Shimo Akuma

Usually a gay guy; who calls themselves a "Shimo Akuma" is a very egregious man. He Always thinks he is right and will never back down from an argument. Tries to think of great comebacks, but they tend to fail horribly and are able to be put against him in an argument. They also have a major superiority complex and takes over a situation gets real serious. His friends think his voice is absolutely fine, but he thinks his voice is as high as a sixth grader. He forces his voice to sound deeper than it really is, when people ask him about it, they say that their voice isn't being forced and is actually very soothing. The furry community would never welcome him because they really are just out of his league, So in spite, he decides to become a Protogen and says he is not a furry and never will be. He will rapidly switch between boyfriends that he finds in either Roblox or Discord servers. He will bring them into his own server and try get any source of love or care from them until he's "sucked them dry" and move on to the next. His friends seem worried but have really stopped caring nonetheless.

If a Shimo Akuma ever tried to talk to me, I would run away as fast as possible and warn all the gay clubs and daycare centers.

by A member of the Illuminati December 26, 2021

Shimor

Username for someone that have a nice heart and attitude.He/she is easy to fall in love with.Sometime He/She can be very complicated but always hold your heart no matter how hard He/She hurt you.

I am in love with Shimor

by awisy65 July 4, 2023

Shimmon

Oxymoron Jewish person Eg. Not rich or bad at math.

A person who says "cunt" a lot.

Plays bass guitar.

Will say "Are you shitting me?" upon reading this.

That guy is such a Shimmon.

Stop Shimmoning.

Do you Shimmon?

Stop pulling off a Shimmon.

by assjob October 27, 2008

shemoose

A closeted homosexual who lives at home in his late thirties, sells used cars to pay for his Barry Manilow Greatest Hits CD, and thinks 56 year old women who have had gastric bypass surgery are "very attractive."

Emoose1940: IM 37 AND I STILL WANT TO GRAB A STICK AND GO OUT IN THE BACK YARD AND PLAY ARMY,,, BANG,,,, BANG,,, BANG

by Davey February 8, 2005

shemoose (italianus microphallus)

An aging never was who believes that women in chatrooms find him "sexy",
he exists on playing eat the mud pie and mayonnaise sandwich with his neighbors 12 year old son. It has also been said that he funds his lifestyle by selling used cars and playing glory hole with his mother for 5 dollars a shot. His hobbies include slamming his ''big ITALIAN meat'' in a desk drawer to prove that tough guys don't cry and he ain't no pussy fag, and singing Barry Manilow karaoke while wearing a t shirt that reads " Beat me up I'm WICKED GAY!''

We regret that we cannot and will not give an example because it was just too fucking stupid to type.

by BuddyChrist February 21, 2005

Shimko

A really, really smelly fart, that lingers in a humid room for hours.

Oh man, somebody Shimko'd in here!

by JPC69420 February 28, 2009