shakespeare style 

Any form of sex involving penetration of a man's urethra, using one's (man or women) toes to stimulate the penis, and/or the penetration of one's ears, nose, mouth or anus with one's penis, usually with two or more of the above occuring at once.

Dude, I just did it shakespeare style and it was great!
Really?
Yeah, but my urethra and toes are a bit tender.

shakespeare style by Colin March 14, 2005

Shakespeare In The Park 

1. Any number of independent acting troupes which put on interpretations of Shakespeare's plays in local parks during the Spring, Summer, and early Autumn months. Often a great place for a date or to catch some local culture.

2. A large group of incredibly incompetent, self-absorbed people that have no consideration of others. Generally with inflated egos and the Peter Principle is at work, believing they are master of their craft when really, they are babytown frolics and cannot go out reliably without soiling themselves.

My wife and I met at a Shakespeare In The Park event.

Management is a prime example of Shakespeare In The Park, they have no idea what is going on and I am pretty sure the CEO shat himself in the last board meeting.

Shakespeare In The Park by PainfulTruths June 6, 2018

Shakespeare'in 

Sex so good it causes seizures.

Me and my girl were going going at it last night and next thing I know I'm in the hospital. Apparently her pussy was so good it caused me to have a seizure. She called it "shakespeare'in"

Shakespeare'in by Swooshmandm April 28, 2015

shakespeare complexion 

mean-spirited nickname for a mildly intelligent person who thinks they're an absolute genius.

BEN: The complexity of the piece just show the narrow mindedness of the Manchunian people, as they fail to realise the error of their inverted, and quite frankly, archaic ways.
BOB (whispers to BRIAN): That wanker's got a Shakespeare complexion.

shakespeare complexion by Sir Rory of Prestonia November 4, 2007

shakespeare tech 

using an old fashioned way of writing books and plays. with no computers involved.
tech is a short version of the word technology meaning electrical everyday items.

guy 1: man, i got a history assignment and my computers broke. I got to write it by pen

guy 2: uggh i hate using shakespeare tech!

shakespeare tech by ComicGal April 27, 2010

Shakespeare Shoes

A pair of shoes which are hella pointy or look like they're from the 1800s.

"Boy look at that lady's shoes Why are they so old and pointy"
"I know right... she's got Shakespeare shoes "

Shakespeare Shoes by [e-mail] November 2, 2017

Shakespeare'd 

To die on one's birthday, like William Shakespeare did in 1616.

Little Timmy was sadly Shakespeare'd when Sam had strewn too far away from the pináta.

Shakespeare'd by Minty_Mechanic May 29, 2022