seatle hotpocket

when you are super pissed at someone and you take a duumo in their pillow case and they sleep on it without knowing

my mom was sooooooooo pissed

by anal schwartz February 9, 2004

White Settlement

A little town around Ft. Worth, Texas. If you outline the main highways between Ft. Worth and Dallas, you'll see why they call the area "the Big D." (It looks like a big dick) Dallas is the balls and Ft. Worth is the head of the dick. White Settlement lies just within the "shooting area" of the dick head that is Ft. Worth.

Geez Bubba, I never noticed this before I actually looked at a map. It's true. We need to evacuate White Settlement before the storm hits !!!

by ruso September 22, 2005

settle for biden

A phrase used by uneducated people, who believe that somehow the known Pedophile Joe Biden, is a better presidential candidate than Donald J Trump.

All cops are racist, all men are misogynistic, settle for Biden.

by Carole BASKIN October 23, 2020

Settle for a field goal

To take a quick shit before you do something

“Start without me I’m gonna settle for a field goal”

by SugarSmacks! October 20, 2017

Settlemoir

The dopest last name on earth. If you have this last name, you have a massive cock. Your cock is so big that you can’t even handle it.

Wow his last name must be Settlemoir!

by gg200119 March 2, 2021

Operation Settle Down

When you realize that you have not had a steady relationship in ages. Your only encounters with the opposite or same sex is through sloppy weekends. When you have hooked up with more than two individuals within a week or even one night you might want to consider triggering an OSD alert. Operation Settle Down will go into effect and you will try to dedicate your time and attention solely to that one individual.

A. "Dude you triggered an OSD with Sam last weekend but i saw you making out with Jen last night"

B. "Yeah i know i barely lasted one day."

A. " gawd you are a whore, so Operation Settle Down was a fail"

by el capitán asobrab July 27, 2010

Squatter Settlement

When you win an argument on a toilet.

"Yeah, I had a squatter settlement with Jake about who gets to keep the rest of the whipped cream."

by LCPlayz June 3, 2017