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person 1 : its crazy how kayla won secretary ! I LOVE them !!
person 2 : I know right ?!?!!! Im so glad they won they would honestly be the best person to win.
by kaylasbiggestfan October 21, 2021
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German Secretary of Defense

Currently it is Annegret Kramp-Karrenbauer who you cannot take serious because she is a career horny wannabe chancellor.
In order to increase the probability to be nominated for the chancellor job she just ran for the office of the Secretary of Defense.
She does not have any military experience neither.
She is also known as “Mini Merkel” because people compare her limply incompetent politics with Merkel.
Now the Bundeswehr (German Military) is fucked up again.
1: Do you know the German Secretary of Defense?

2: Before it was Ursula von der Leyen. But van der Leyen is now Commission President of the EU.
Now the Secretary of Defense of Germany is Annegret Kramp-Karrenbauer.
What a difficult name, huh?
And again a limply person for an office next to Merkel.
by aPublisherFromEurope July 25, 2019
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Secretary F4C3M4N_ACTUAL

A dumbass cunt with the IQ of a pineapple, that can't even walk on two feet without sucking someones dick. He's so hated that even his fucking dad left him after his mom gave birth of the kid without any ears cause he gets what he wants. This is comparable to a fucking cockroach, nothing more, nothing less.
Secretary F4C3M4N_ACTUAL was walking through the park when he saw TACTlCALHAWK. All hell broke loose, and he eventually went rogue and sucked his dick. :smirk:
by TACTlCALHAWK July 25, 2017
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hung up on my secretary

Act of having sex with someone's wife or girlfriend.
She cheated on Joe with Jason.

Jason hung up on Joe's secretary.
Joe said, "Jason HUNG UP ON MY SECRETARY".
by TammyTime1991 April 26, 2017
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secretary butt

when you sit so much that your ass starts to mold to the shape of the chair, creating a shelf-like appearance. commonly seen in school secretaries or robust librarians.
"damn did you see that ass when she stood up?! shes got a bad case of secretary butt, dude. that shit was like a shelf."
by registered firearm 420 May 12, 2025
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traveling secretary

A hooker who travels around with you.
He brought his traveling secretary to the conference.
by crspybits June 27, 2023
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Company secretary

A person who is a KMP of the company and expert in the field of corporate laws, labour laws, securities law and many other laws which directly affect the company and acts as the communication bridge between the company and the outsiders.
Look That guy is a company secretary, I've heard it is considered one of the toughest exam in the country.
by Hhaass1 November 25, 2021
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