hung like a seahorse

A phrase used as an insult from one to another.

The receiving end of the insult must be male otherwise it wouldn't make any sense and that person would automatically win the insult battle.

The exact opposite of being "hung like a horse".

Guy#1: "Dude, Shut-up I'm hung like a horse!"

Person#1: "Yeah... hung like a seahorse!!!"

Person#1: "HAHAHAHA I win one to nothin!!!"

by Freed-olay January 15, 2008

crusty ass seahorse eater

A guy who is crusty and eats seahorses

That crusty ass seahorse eater is searching for MORE seahorses to eat

by Seahorse Eater April 20, 2017

Reverse Cricket Leg Bionic-Seahorse

The "Reverse Cricket Leg Bionic-Seahorse" is the act in which the male hangs onto a shower curtain, holds his left leg up with his other hand, while the woman does a handstand underneath him while the shower is on. The Man thrusts downward in a circular and pumping motion.

" Yo Ryan I heard you gave her a Reverse Cricket Leg Bionic-Seahorse!!"

by Pindershlon February 15, 2010

Seahorsed

When a female individual gets pregnant, gives birth, then leaves the baby behind with the father aka single dad status. This does not include if female is deceased and father is left to care for child on his own. This is solely for females who have left the male with their child on purpose; she has seahorsed the man.

Jenny: So you just left him with your baby?
Franny: Fuck yeah I seahorsed that fool. I'll come back after there's some mental trauma established so I can pretend I was always caring mother.

by Clibbz June 19, 2019

seahorse juice

A mixture of anal secretions and saliva

I hear theres a lot of seahorse juice in prison

by An Ex convict October 4, 2013

Salty seahorse

When a fisherman is fucking from behind, he bucks off smacks her ass and comes in her eye...

Fisherman Dan pulled a salty seahorse lastnight!

by PnCts88 November 8, 2019

seahorse

When a man's semen ends up on his stomach, either by his own handywork or with the help of another; inspired by the species' method of reproductive development wherein the male carries the embryos on his stomach region.

I didn't have any tissues near by so i just seahorsed myself and passed out.

She doesn't like to swallow, so she usually just gives me the ol' seahorse.

by scrote-dogg December 24, 2008