A phrase used as an insult from one to another.
The receiving end of the insult must be male otherwise it wouldn't make any sense and that person would automatically win the insult battle.
The exact opposite of being "hung like a horse".
The receiving end of the insult must be male otherwise it wouldn't make any sense and that person would automatically win the insult battle.
The exact opposite of being "hung like a horse".
Guy#1: "Dude, Shut-up I'm hung like a horse!"
Person#1: "Yeah... hung like a seahorse!!!"
Person#1: "HAHAHAHA I win one to nothin!!!"
Person#1: "Yeah... hung like a seahorse!!!"
Person#1: "HAHAHAHA I win one to nothin!!!"
by Freed-olay January 15, 2008

by Seahorse Eater April 20, 2017

The "Reverse Cricket Leg Bionic-Seahorse" is the act in which the male hangs onto a shower curtain, holds his left leg up with his other hand, while the woman does a handstand underneath him while the shower is on. The Man thrusts downward in a circular and pumping motion.
by Pindershlon February 15, 2010

noun
1. A romantic couple that is comprised of a transgender man, and a transgender woman; a transgender heterosexual relationship.
1. A romantic couple that is comprised of a transgender man, and a transgender woman; a transgender heterosexual relationship.
"If two people are in a heterosexual relationship, and the man gets pregnant, those two people are a seahorse couple."
"I'm In a heterosexual relationship, but I can get my boyfriend pregnant! We're a seahorse couple!"
"I'm In a heterosexual relationship, but I can get my boyfriend pregnant! We're a seahorse couple!"
by nightmareblush June 9, 2025

Whilst having sex in a bath, you fuck her doggie style and as you are about to ejaculate you stick your dick up her arse really hard to make her neigh in pain.
Last night I gave my girl the old Atlantic Seahorse, she splashed a bit and I think it went into my mouth.
by Old Kangaroo Cyle September 8, 2014

when a man ties his hands behind his back and has intercourse with a girl in a seahorse like motion.
by 1234 abcdpimp October 15, 2011

by Mozza1 February 16, 2020
