hung like a seahorse

A phrase used as an insult from one to another.

The receiving end of the insult must be male otherwise it wouldn't make any sense and that person would automatically win the insult battle.

The exact opposite of being "hung like a horse".
Guy#1: "Dude, Shut-up I'm hung like a horse!"

Person#1: "Yeah... hung like a seahorse!!!"

Person#1: "HAHAHAHA I win one to nothin!!!"
by Freed-olay January 11, 2008
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crusty ass seahorse eater

A guy who is crusty and eats seahorses
That crusty ass seahorse eater is searching for MORE seahorses to eat
by Seahorse Eater April 20, 2017
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The "Reverse Cricket Leg Bionic-Seahorse" is the act in which the male hangs onto a shower curtain, holds his left leg up with his other hand, while the woman does a handstand underneath him while the shower is on. The Man thrusts downward in a circular and pumping motion.
" Yo Ryan I heard you gave her a Reverse Cricket Leg Bionic-Seahorse!!"
by Pindershlon February 11, 2010
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retarded seahorse(parker)

retarded seahorse(parker) Is a term used to define a special creatures who’s a lil different
Oh boy he is a retarded seahorse(parker) just look at him
by Marshallg1 June 05, 2023
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Daddy Seahorse

When a gay bottom purges the semen out of a their ass after having anal sex.
That was fun, now I gotta go Daddy Seahorse your load out of me.
by zackofballs January 05, 2024
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Crusty seahorse

A male who doesn’t wash his genitalia to the point where it smells and gets ‘crusty
Hey girl, how was Ryan in bed last night?

Urgh he was terrible, he’s such a crusty seahorse, that peen hadn’t been washed in yonks!
by Crustycrustaceans November 13, 2020
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Seahorsing

A hypothetical scenario in which a man gives birth through his penis so that his woman doesn't have to go through childbirth, similar to the way in which a male seahorse carries a female seahorse's child in nature. A man who is willing to seahorse for his significant other must truly love them due to the likely excruciating pain that is almost as bad as being punched in the balls.
Adam loves Dasha so much that he is seahorsing for her so that he can bear the pain of childbirth in her place (or at least that's what he said since I don't think that's actually physically possible.
by Cumboideluxepaypig November 06, 2023
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