An Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman

A collection of jokes known mostly by residents of the United Kingdom which involve a man from England, Scotland and Ireland. The jokes are commonly long and end up with the Irishman being made a fool of or making the pun of the joke.

The jokes rarely involve Wales. Lucky Buggers.

An Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman are all invited to a Christmas party. In order to get into the party, they must bring something relevant with Christmas. On the day, the Scotsman turns up with a Christmas tree, so he is allowed in. The Englishman turns up and brings a cracker, so he allowed in aswell. Eventually the Irishman turns up also, holding a pair of ladies underwear. The guard at the door asks him, "What have they got to do with Christmas?"

The Irishman replies, "They're Carols".

by Mcmacmucsons January 8, 2009

scouseism

The unfair stereotype of the notion that all people from Liverpool are on the rob/unemployed/wear shellsuits with perms/etc.

Usually the kind of people who jump to these conclusions have never even visited the city, or have petty motives for their hatred (usually football).

Scouser 1:"Did you hear about Terry getting jumped by those utd fans in Manchester on Saturday night?"

Scouser 2:"fuckin 'ell, I'm getting sick of all the scouseism from those cunts, he hates football anyway!"

by Fox Face March 28, 2008

Martin Scorsese

One of the greatest filmmakers of all time, if not the best. His films are psychological dramas that focus the complexity of the character over plot and he's notorious for his sometimes, very brutal scenes of violence. He has been nominated for an Academy Award several times, but has not won one. His highlights include Goodfellas, Raging Bull, Taxi Driver, Mean Streets, Casino etc.

Goodfellas and Raging Bull will always be my favorites. Scorsese is a God to cinema.

by Kyle February 10, 2005

Scouse eyebrow

When the eyebrows are very heavily drawn in with a black eye pencil, giving the appearance of two small furry animals crawling across the forehead.
Favoured by Scouse WAGS and wannabes.

Scouse eyebrows are typically sported by Star Trek's Dr.Spock, Fisher Price Weeble dolls , and of course the cast of Desperate Scousewives.

by arancinibaby December 16, 2011

Scots-Irish

An Irish ethnic group which ultimately traces its roots back to Scotland. The majority of the Scots-Irish people in America live in the Appalachian Mountain Range and these people have played a large role in American history from the Whiskey Rebellion, Civil War, to 17 different US Presidents being of Scots-Irish origin.

"Anyone who insults the Scots-Irish people insults America." -Nick Fantasia

by David A Smith November 3, 2006

Rotten Scotsman

A "Rotten Scotsman" is acheived when a woman inserts her thumb into a man's anus, squeezing and releasing his testicles with one hand, and sucking and strocking his penis with her mouth and other hand. The action gives the look that she is playing the bagpipes.

Last night when Sue was giving me a blow job, all of sudden she shoved her finger up my ass and sqeezed my balls, all with the same hand. I asked her what the hell she was doing, and she said, "I'm giving you a Rotten Scotsman!"

by Billy Madison June 5, 2003

scouse prin

liverpool slang:
girls in liverpool that go to baabar and heebie jeebies on a night out, wear baker boy caps in 2019, hire out signature living apartments for their birthday then pay £50 to get their makeup done 5 hours before they go, and still use the term “speaking,” to define a relationship when they’re over 18

“eve is such a scouse prin”
“isla is the biggest scouse prin name i’ve ever heard”
“omg all the scouse prins are wearing that jacket right now”

by L25imm April 25, 2019