An inhabitant of a city fueled by insecurity, weakness and self pity. A city that has received millions in European funding over the years and is still in the top 5 deprived areas of Europe and a low academic record to match. In the main because of the lack of drive, ambition and a propensity to blame everyone else for their failiure. The scouser has a great deal of hatred from Mancunians for building the ship canal, which defined the demise of Liverpool port trade. Where most economies moved on, Liverpool cornered the market in whinging thus creating a culture of state dependency. A common question is why so many people hate Liverpool, because the Scouser hates himself.
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A winging, whining rat with a chip on their shoulder who thinks everything is someone elses fault and that the whole world is against liverpool. A loud aggressive bully who thinks they are hilarious and that everyone else wants to hear what they think. The noisy drunken group who arrive at your hotel and ruin your holiday, and the reason your car no longer has a stereo.
"I love Liverpool, shame its full of fuckin scousers."
"Why is it that no matter where you go, there is always some idiot loudmouthed scouser who has to spoil it for everyone else?"
"Why is it that no matter where you go, there is always some idiot loudmouthed scouser who has to spoil it for everyone else?"
by attackweasel May 26, 2009
Get the scouser mug.A winging, whining rat with a chip on their shoulder who thinks everything is someone elses fault and that the whole world is against liverpool. A loud aggressive bully who thinks they are hilarious and that everyone else wants to hear what they think. The noisy drunken group who arrive at your hotel and ruin your holiday, and the reason your car no longer has a stereo.
"I love Liverpool, shame its full of fuckin scousers."
"Why is it that no matter where you go, there is always some idiot loudmouthed scouser who has to spoil it for everyone else?"
"Why is it that no matter where you go, there is always some idiot loudmouthed scouser who has to spoil it for everyone else?"
by attackweasel May 26, 2009
Get the scouser mug.People from Liverpool. Like everyone else expect with an exaggerated accent. Yes like you, or in fact me. Some are "scum" but then again I imagine everywhere in the country has twats living there. So all you pricks from manchester, get a job and stop bitching about a place you can't afford to get to because you support several kids, have a drink problem and scav off the dole :)
by Tim December 4, 2004
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Person 1: Dude, I was ready for that test but it was all trick questions.
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I am starving and the kebab establishment is closed for re-decoration.
> Lets pop down to Domino's for a Scouse Laptop !
> Lets pop down to Domino's for a Scouse Laptop !
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